Canned tuna is actually better if you skip the mayo entirely and just do mustard and relish like I did last Tuesday

I tried it after my mayo jar was empty and I was too lazy to walk to the corner store, and honestly the tangy kick worked way better on my crackers than that gloopy mayo mess ever did - anyone else ditch the classic combo for something simpler?

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noah_barnes20d ago

Mayo is just egg goop holding everyone back from a good time... mustard and relish sounds like the kind of power move you make when you've got nothing left to lose.

nina18020d ago

Wait, is this about hot dog toppings or are we talking about life choices? lol. I once saw a guy at a cookout put mayo AND relish AND mustard on his hot dog, then just stare at it like he'd made a terrible mistake. He ate it though, and we never spoke of it again.