Hit my 100th shareholder derivative lawsuit this quarter and it feels weirdly like beating a video game boss

I got handed case number 100 on a Friday afternoon in Houston and the complaint had the same boilerplate language as number 1, which made me wonder if any of this legal machinery actually changes anything or if we're all just racking up billable hours like digital points.

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stone.thomas1mo ago

Makes me think of that time I maxed out my farm in Stardew Valley and felt empty inside lol

olivia4781mo ago

OH GOSH, you didn't MAX OUT your farm though, cause the game literally never ends. There's always more fish to catch or ancient fruit to plant.