Rant: My boss tried to link the Bermuda Triangle disappearances to our missing project files

Tbh, he spent an entire team call arguing that temporal vortices explain our data loss. Ngl, I'm now expected to submit a report on historical anomalies instead of the quarterly metrics.

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tara_flores925h ago

Okay, I used to think data loss excuses were pretty weak, but temporal vortices? Your boss just reinvented corporate blame shifting.

alexw745h ago

Watch this become the new go-to excuse in every IT department manual, @tara_flores92. They'll probably start filing official reports citing chronal instability next.